"No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness." -Aristotle
As some of you may have noticed, the K-Town tattler experienced a long and painful hiatus, much to the chagrin of our beloved and dedicated readers. This hiatus was 100% due to a combination of our head writer's extravagantly busy lifestyle, sense of entitlement, and seasonal affective disorder (which mysteriously impacts her ambition all year long). After a respectful yet efficient disposal of her gorgeous body, we would like to introduce our new contributors:
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