Local Hockey Mom *Luanne Smythe exhibited an obvious need for sexual healing on the weekend when she lost her composure at her pre-teen son's hockey game.
Sources say Ms. Smythe arrived at the sporting event visibly uptight, with her hair pulled back in a severe bun and freshly spouted cold sores on her upper lip.
She managed to bluff a calm and collected demeanour throughout the first period, occasionally taking breaks to text her boyfriend and re-fill her travel mug. Things changed, however, four minutes into the second period when her son was benched by his coach for an undisclosed, yet minor incident.
Smythe was reportedly witnessed pulling individual strands of hair out of her head while ferociously but silently moving her lips as she glared at her son's coach.
"We could all tell she was about to blow," states a fellow hockey parent (who wishes to remain anonymous).
The crowd's attention was quickly shifted from the hockey game to Ms. Smythe when the highly agitated and obviously sexually frustrated hockey mom started frothing at the mouth and clawing at the glass behind the team's hockey bench, to her son's dismay.
One witness said, "This has happened before with her, it's really embarrassing for everyone, especially the kids. Every time she snaps we all think the same thing: 'This woman needs to get laid.'"
The hot mess then ran over the the edge of the bleachers, hopped on the banister and started aggressively riding down it whilst shouting, "Where do we draw the line, people??!!!"
Security was called after Ms. Smythe erupted into an obnoxious curse-laden rage directed towards her son's coach. She was then seen being forcibly removed from the arena and placed into a "cooling room" by two struggling officers.
The Minor Sports Association confirmed that beginning next hockey season, Ms. Smythe will be banned from the local arena for 30 days due to the incident.
*Names have been changed to protect identities