Local woman *Lucille Bankman is offended. And you should be too.
On Tuesday, February 16 she came across a local news satire site and immediately dug her heels into the dirt. “Who in their right mind finds this type of stuff funny? With falling oil prices and job losses, the last thing Kindersley needs right now is something to laugh about.”
When questioned on why she reads the “articles” due to her hatred of humour, she took a long thoughtful drag off of her Matineé and replied, “…well, I don’t want to be out of the loop. And besides, what else am I going to express my opinion about on social media, other than a subject I clearly don’t understand?”
A friend of Lucille’s explains, “She’s a good sh*t, just wound a little tight. I don’t think she understands the difference between a funny satire website as opposed to the Rant ’N Rave Facebook page. So, just give her a break, ok?”.
Lucille insists she has a sense of humour, pointing out her poster of a wet cat wrapped in a towel with the caption ‘Bad Hair Day’, and her DVD collection of ‘Frasier’ (Seasons 2 thru 6).
Lucille was reportedly last seen frowning at her iPhone.
*Names have been changed to protect identities