Local bonfire attendees were acutely disappointed and left hungry for more information on Friday, June 10.
Bonfire participant *Blake Buckingham reported that he felt, "...like a limp, torn sail in the midst of a dead sea..." after hanging onto every word of *Linda Speer's deliciously detailed story involving the birth, adoption and subsequent misplacement of a litter of kittens.
Speer spent several moments meticulously describing the laborious delivery a local feline endured the previous week, at one point informing the crowd that her son wanted to take the new kittens home, but was denied his request because, "..their f**king eyes weren't even open yet."
Buckingham recalls that just as the narrative was reaching it's climax, the woman stopped to light yet another menthol, and promptly forgot what she was talking about.
K-Town Tattler is further investigating the story, and will report any new developments on the postpartum cat and her new litter.
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