"It's total horse shit!", says friend of the accused.
A local man (name being withheld to protect his identity) has been making wild and outlandish claims of exaggerated fuel mileage, and everyone has had enough.
According to friends, his tall tales began last summer while hauling his camper, he sent a group text stating, “gettin 17 towing dis pig against the wind f***ers!!”
“There is NO way he’s getting 17 pulling, it’s total horse shit! Maybe 10 if he’s lucky”, says a friend of the accused.
When questioned on the validity of his claims, another mutual friend stated, “Ya, and I’m sure his wife blows him every Saturday. It’s just B.S. and everyone knows it.” The accused remains steadfast in his mileage claims, and when asked for a comment on the story simply said, “Suck it.” -JD
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