A local male teenager has been stricken by “Bieber Fever”, and doctors say the prognosis does not look good.
“Bieber Fever can hit at anytime. Sadly, we see this a lot in pubescent individuals, but never at this extreme level”, says Dr. Feldman, who has not personally treated the teen. Dr. Feldman goes on to say, “This condition most often strikes teen females, but in rare cases young males can be affected.”
The teen’s family say that they first noticed symptoms back in November after Justin Bieber dropped his new album ‘Purpose’. The youngster’s Uncle recalls that, “…our sweet little guy started ending every sentence with ‘ya feel me girl?’ and trying to buy a pet monkey off of ebay. We weren't sure what to make of it at first. But then he started sporting leather sweatpants and licking his lips every four seconds, and we knew he had the fever.”
Although there is no known cure, studies show that ‘Bieber Fever’ can be successfully controlled by rounds of intense ridicule and regular beatings, something the teen’s family says they are willing to do.
When the teen was questioned about his feelings on his condition, he responded, “My message is you can do anything if you just put your mind to it, girl.”