K so this reporter job is bullshit and obviously meant for people who aren't white, but my Dad says it will "instil some humility" in me (and also I need to record some community service hours).
Contributing to this broke-ass DIY publication comes second on my top ten list of "Things I Hate Doing That Poor People Enjoy".
I picked the easiest job that requires zero intelligence or writing skills whatsoever: Movie Reviewing. The movie I had to go see was Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, starring Michael Fassbender's wife and some medium-hot asian dude.
I seriously have zero time for this job so I'll just post my tweets from last night below: