A spontanoues truck torque competition erupted on Main Street in Kindersley over the weekend.
The event started when *Nathan Young started up his jacked up F-350 outside of the Red Lion Tavern, and decided to pipe off for the local lot lizards enjoying a refreshing cigarette break on the patio.
The black smoke and sound of awesomeness attracted the attention of *Bernie Saunders, who was cruising by in his lifted vintage Dodge Ram 2500 that sits on a set of 37's with after market 20's. He decided to pull in beside Young to "...show this douche what a real truck sounds like. I hit the hammer hard and smoked him out for his first lesson." He goes on to say, "I hope someone got it on vid. Do you have any idea how hard I've worked to not make this truck look redneck? See any stacks back there? ...No? Exactly."
The glorious racket quickly attracted a large audience and more competitors. *Larry Weathers came cruising full tilt up Main in his Duramax, and was immediately challenged to a friendly duel of speed. He declined, however, due to "...wrong shitty injectors! I'm missing about 75 horsepower right now or else I'd be blowing the doors off these fuckin losers."
The contest lasted late into the night, illuminated by LED Light Bars and after market Halos.
No winners have been announced.