New studies find that the leading major cause of self-induced ejaculation amongst male Saskatchewan farmers between the ages of 18-47 can be blamed on Auto-Steer.
Automated Steering Systems automatically steer a tractor on line with maximum precision—freeing up the driver's hands so he can focus on the job ahead of him.
Numerous reports from the spouses of local male farmers state that their bedroom life has taken a downturn after their machinery was upgraded with Auto-Steer Systems. *Shelley Brooks of Plenty, Sk says, “He just doesn’t really seem interested in me at the end of the day anymore. I blame Auto-Steer.”
*Dale Climengals of Ruthilda, Sk says that Auto-Steer has enhanced his farming experience so much that he now prefers to spend time with the automated system instead of his fiancé. He states that, “Auto-Steer doesn’t judge me, tell me to hurry up, or make me look it in the eye.”
He unnecessarily adds that his preferred receptacle is an empty Panago box or A&W bag.