A group of local motorcycle enthusiasts were spotted fuelling up at the Coop Cardlock yesterday. When stopped to ask about the purpose of this chilly ride, ring leader and locally renowned cheeseburger enthusiast *Jaxon Green replied "well, with lack of work in the oilfield and the unusually warm weather, me and the boys decided to head for Coleville to get some Dodge Burgers!"
The crew of nearly a dozen Harley riders echoed his enthusiasm with a round of loud, slack-jawed cheers. "Sometimes you just gotta throw caution to the wind ya know? Nothin' warms the belly quite like one of them world famous Dodge Burgers!"
A local farmer who was filling his slip tank at the time was asked what he thought of the dangerously overweight group's plan: "How can they keep those white sunglasses from sliding down when their faces are so sweaty?"
When a member of the group was asked if he was aware that it was actually wing night in Coleville, he vehemently responded, "Whatcha think these saddle bags are for?"
When the Coleville Bar was contacted about their knowledge of the situation,the owner was quoted as saying "We keep a few tarps in the beer cooler just in case", and expressed his disappointment as, "it's gonna be a long time before anyone wants to eat in this establishment again."
*Names have been changed to protect identities